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Lyrics

hat
glasses
shirt
take that off
and you're a striped canadian
what's that gotcha
nothing
buck a yankee pretending to be elegant
creamer
spilled in a puddle
lap at it
pretend to be a cat
you like cats
don't you?
ash flavored ranch
canadians like that
stoplights are offensive
showers are oppressive
especially half remodeled rooms
where you shit
you're canadian, aren't you?

Notes

Lyrics retrieved from web.archive.org [1]