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Sniff my fabric

There's a woman who's allergic to fabric
But she quilts anyway (loves to)
She stands outside the fabric shop and has her friend go in
Then her friend comes out of the fabric shop with some fabric

Sniff my fabric (likes to sniff)

The woman puts a cloth over her face like Michael Jackson and looks at the fabric
If the fabric is good, her friend can go in and buy it
If it's not, she has her friend go back in and pick out new fabric

Sniff my fabric. Woo!
Sniff my fabric

I work at the fabric store and I hate that woman