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Lyrics

Sylvia: Hello?

Pete: Hi

Sylvia: Hi

Pete: How's it going?

Sylvia: Oh, I'm alright. How are you?

Pete: Um I've been better. What's your name?

Sylvia: Sylvia

Pete: Sylvia. I like the way that sounds. Sylvia. It's very pretty

Sylvia: Thank you

Pete: What are you wearing?

Sylvia: I just slipped into something arctic. Like an

Pete: Like a parka?

Sylvia: Yeah. With big big boot shiny boots. 

Pete: Are you wearing Earmuffs?

Sylvia: Uh-huh

Pete: Ooh. Can I hold your hand?

Sylvia: Mmm, I don't know if we know each other well enough to do that. (beep) Oh, oh hold on.

Pete: Uh...

Sylvia: Sorry, I'm back

Pete: Who was that?

Sylvia: It was no one. So where were we?

Pete: No, who was that?

Sylvia: Oh, it was no one, don't worry about it

Pete: Oh, what are you gonna do to me? I want you to give me a big, big hug

Sylvia: Okay

Pete: Ooh...

Sylvia: Really tight now

Pete: Ooh, oh, oh (repeatedly sneezes)

Sylvia: I'm hugging you tighter. (pause) Okay now i'm letting go. Was that good for you?

Pete: Oh. Yeah, yeah yeah yeah

Sylvia: Now i'm going to... Oh shit my kitchen's on fire!

Pete: Fuck!

Sylvia: Sorry I gotta go! I gotta go!

Pete: Okay! Call me! Okay!

Sylvia: Okay alright! Bye!

Pete: Okay I'll call you! Bye!

Notes

The song samples "Talk Show Host" by Radiohead from the Romeo + Juliet 1996 soundtrack.