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Lyrics

You can throw a dance party at a laundromat
But it's not a very good idea
You can go to Wal-Mart and steal a really big hat
But it's not a very good idea

You can stick a pomegranate down the front of your pants
But it's not a very good idea
You can drink a six pack and do the chicken dance
But it's not a very good idea

Good, good, I've got good ideas
Good, I've got good ideas
Good, good, I've got good ideas
Good, I've got good ideas

You can find Jesus in aisle 13
But it's not a very good idea
You can run naked through the Krispy Kreme
But it's not a very good idea

You can make ice out of leftover beer
But it's not a very good idea
You can throw your couch cushions off the edge of a pier
But it's not a very good idea

Good, good, I've got good ideas
Good, I've got good ideas
Good, good, I've got good ideas
Good, I've got good ideas

You can play Tetris until your thumbs bleed
But it's not a very good idea
You can buy a bunch of yarn that you really don't need
But it's not a very good idea

You can make new shoes out of old tin cans
But it's not a very good idea
You can squish Fig Newtons in the palms of your hands
But it's not a very good idea

Good, good, I've got good ideas
Good, I've got good ideas, good
Good, good, I've got good ideas
Good, I've got really good ideas

Notes

"Laundromat Dance Party" was the name of Kid Whatever's first full-length release.