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la la la
la la la
la la la la la
 
well I found you on the street corner
with your ugly cat
you stole my cat
my pretty cat
if you shave my head
you know I'm gonna leave
my name is not steve
and it's not luanne
 
[chorus]
 
now my hair is purple
and the toilet is all plugged
why are you doing this to me baby?
what's this thing you're doing, baby?
baby...
baby...
baby...
baby...