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i would like to dedicate a song
to my ex boyfriend
who still does not know
i'm sleeping with his girlfriend
 
la la... la la... la la... la la...
 
i would like to dedicate the next song
to my childhood barbie doll
who inspired me to have low self-esteem
and get six breast implants
 
la la... la la... la la... la la...
 
i would like to dedicate a song
to my cat
who i love
more than death itself
 
la la... la la... la la... la la...

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