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watch me pussycat
running faster than tomato paste
in a blender
little-wittle eggplant
in the microwave of life
wielding my mighty toothpick sceptre!
poke you in the head
so you don't explode...
as mommies everywhere
run to you with pseudo-sponges...
clean! clean! clean!
watch silly pussycat...
watch the exploding the eggplant...

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Lyrics retrieved from web.archive.org [1]