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would you laugh if i burnt my tongue?
would you cry if i put on... make up?
would you sing... if i fell down?
would you throw up... if i was pretty?
 
would you laugh if i burnt my tongue?
would you sing if i cut off my head?
would you party if i were to die?
would you smile if i was tied up?
 
would you like it if i cut off your pants?
would you like to drip hot wax on my skin?
would you hire an elephant to sit on me?
would you bleed if i stuck a guava up your nose?
 
i think i left the cookies in the oven...
...did i tell you i have mono?

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